Scalable Java Machine Learning that provides threatening levels of satisfaction for your Business
Get a better job
Bored at your current job? Stuck with a pager and a mess of Spring beans that makes you hate your life? The JVM Jargon generator is guaranteed to get you a better position if you use these phrases on your resume! Just stick I create in front of the jargon and slap in on the ol' resume!
Sell more products
Product Owners: Need to catch the eye of your clients by over-promising the latest tech buzzwords? Now you can piss off your engineers even faster with more time for Golf!
Seamless user experience
So easy to use, even your grandma can do it! Many apologies if your grandma is no longer with us. Please accept some jargon with our condolences.